Froome is just following the list of excuses to use for calling in sick. 1. diarrhea - best excuse ever. Everyone has had it, and no one wants to be around it. 2. my grandma fell down the stairs. impossible to argue with and creates sympathy for old people...etc.

Still troubled after watching Caddyshack 2 the night before, Charl proclaimed another sequel would never be made by ridding the world of groundhogs forever. One at a time.

Jason Kidd's driving patterns:

This is what happens when you make fun of Piazza's hair ANYWHERE near Citi Field. Fans, take note.

Reggie White was devastating, as was lovable Steve Emtman..the only guy that made the Colts playable.

Geronimo Fuckabuck