Oh dear GAWD......I'm scarred for life now.

I wouldn't want to read his palms, though. I think there is some genuine vulnerability there but I just find it so hard to believe that a good-looking guy from that kind of background could be really humble. And there's bits and pieces of video of him out there, eyefucking pretty fans in a way that doesn't seem…

Go back to Gawker, troll.

Grimke? Are you named after the abolitionists?

Picking pockets, man. Such a great skill but when I got bored at a wedding and panicked and wound up trying to put the wrong wallets back in the wrong pockets....My parents were NOT amused.

Had a boyfriend try and seduce me with "The Shepherd to the Nymph." He was not amused when I whipped out Raleigh's "The Nymph's reply to the Shepherd." This stuff kind of brings that back. I mean well done and all but nobody's going to convince me that a guy would not deliberately do this.

As it happens, I DO speak French. He's got a good accent when he's quoting someone but otherwise he speaks like somebody who took it in school. And, yeah: fangirl standards are ridiculously low. Those fangirls were practically drooling. The bit where he said the girl's hoarse voice was kind of hot? He was VERY amused…

Says there's three participants in this conversation but I just see you and I?

Thank you. That's exactly the sort of thing that makes it possible to help people in a very real way.

...er he's done at least one of them.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

She's an uneducated hill woman who can't take a shit till it's dark outside. There are lots of kinds of deprivations besides the physical. She was married to a horrible man. She probably lost all form of hope and freedom ages ago.

Thank you. I can't believe people are bitching at her like she got a "c" in womens' studies.

Racism AND sexism, how yummy!

Is there any way to help her?

Reminds me of the time a paper did an interview with a guy in jail without identufying him as one of the suspected rapists in the Big Dan's pool table rape case. He claimed to have kinds of salacious info about the victim. No conflict of interest there! And the victim killed herself at the age of 25.

Oh, hell, yeah——-the bit where he speaks a sentence or two of French and the audience is going, "Keep speaking French!" ? Even the Chuck dude was rolling his eyes. He doesn't speak a couple of languages—-his French is basic, his Spanish is....even more basic and that's it.

Yeah, I know. Why bother actually reading about the bloody case when you can scan for buzzwords?

Yeah, there's been quite a lot of speculation as to how he can not know...especially given the way he likes to sprawl in seats.

Dad wanted to not pay child support but still see the kid. He wanted to be a fun dad who didn't have to do the heavy lifting