If you drink water, you’re killing the plants and animals that could’ve lived in that water.

Man, I really hope Gamora isn’t perma-dead. I like the character, but holy shit, that would be the most depressing character arc in the marvel U:

As I said to my wife: anyone who turned into petals is “going to get better” but every other actual corpse is probably dead for good.

Anybody who turned to ash will come back to life. The ones you have to worry about are the ones who died (or will die) in other ways (fx: Loki, Gamora, Vision).

While I’m not a fan of tweeting your good deeds because that’s self-centered as hell, fuckers should shut up and let the woman buy a kid an ice cream cone.

I thinks angry vegans are angry because they are hungry.

Dude, this is perfect, well done. Also I have a buddy who almost went to UCLA to play ball (ended up at Stanford) and remains close to many kids who played with Bauer. Said that to a person, everyone on that UCLA team fucking HATES him. A real shocker, haha.

The amount of Bauer dick sucking that Tim Kirkjian did on air tonight during Wednesday Night Baseball was frankly astounding. It lasted multiple innings and made me think that if they were so spellbound by Bauer’s apparent intelligence, that these announcers must only interact with dumb redneck players.

I remember when he went to Cleveland and there were some veiled reports out of the Diamondbacks about how relieved they were that his weird ass was gone.

The way he handles losses really bothers me. He’s so ready to take the credit when he pitches well, and when he doesn’t he refuses to own it.

AGREE so hard. He is congenitally insufferable. Thank GOD that Manning and Underwood have stopped fawning over that fucking DriveLine offseason program he does like it’s something new and different—it’s fucking functional training with a dash of crossfit, tech that I had at a DII university in 2007. Come the fuck on.…

I think it’s safe to assume that, absent evidence to the contrary, white US-born baseball players are Breitbart/Infowars level right wingers.

who is the smartest, kindest, most humanitarian Trevor?

Tribe fan here. I fucking hate this dude. He frequently answers questions by reporters by talking about shit like his effective pitch execution was mastered but baseball is a funny game, you know? And it’s just like, Trevor, just because you think those are big words that mean something to you doesn’t mean you don’t…

Ever watch him pitch? Things don’t go his way he starts screaming like a petulant little twit. All the losses aren’t his fault, his team let him down.

TLDR: Dude named Trevor is odd and assholish. Well Duh.

WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE POLICE AND HOW UNDER SIEGE THEY ARE?

Stand by, this dude seems to get triggered easily, he’s probably making a burner account right now to get in here and own him some leftys.

a former mechanical engineering major in a world populated more by doers than deep thinkers

I guess you could define “under siege” as “Facing a tiny bit of non-consequential scrutiny for murdering people of color at an astronomical rate.”