the BEST people.

In order to solve the opioid crisis one must become the opioid crisis.

Oh dear. Let’s break this down.

Not really. All the other companies have no problem releasing new models.

You mean building a car is difficult?

I once dated a girl whose big ambition was to write children’s books. She was seriously put out when I refused to read anything she recommended to me. She just couldn’t wrap her head around a childless adult having zero interest in children’s entertainment. super cool lady otherwise, but that was weird.

He absolutely had to say she’s not the type he finds attractive because she said she didn’t find him attractive. He can’t let that slide.

This is the lowest kind of trolling and I hope you die in a car fire.

I don’t really like peas, so every night I cook a big bowl of peas and then scream at them until I fall asleep. I think you and I would be wonderful friends.

Manziel is mediocre at best, and Tebow got booted because he’s terrible. Also, if you don’t like Deadspin, don’t fucking read it and post comments.

And why the hell isn’t this website crying about Tebow getting booted for believing in god,

“*Who has a well documented history of being a prick, indifference to the team he played for, and substance abuse.”

One’s a rich white dude.* The other is a black dude with an Afro.** Not sure where the confusion is coming from...

But Johnny Football has been making the media rounds and taking responsibility for his past mistakes. Maybe when Kaepernick does the same and publicly says that he’s fine with police brutality and systemic racism then NFL teams might start to pay attention again.

Isle of Dogs? Say it fast. Isle of dogs, isleofdogs...oh brother. Somehow, this reminds me of that statue in downtown San Jose that supposedly portrays the Aztec God Quetzalcoatl, but looks exactly like a seven-foot high pile of fresh dog droppings. Robert Graham grew up in San Jose and he seems to have not been a big…

“I give her the middle finger and put all my might into it until my knuckles turn white as a ghost.”

Here is my counter-opinion piece of Hope Hicks.

Such a nothing-burger. Such a double nothing-burger with extra bacon, and mayo.

They look like Draco Malfoy’s goons.

Peak Trump.