All of my friends loved Tito Santana and the little sombrero embroidered on the butt of his trunks. They thought I was weird because I dug the Macho Man. He was just so fucking cool, how could any girl *not* love him??

The car crash where she somehow fell out of the car before it crashed? And a female bystander held Karen as she screamed?? I listened to that episode at work and was crying at my desk, I was laughing so hard.

OMG, that was a shitshow, wasn’t it?? Were you there for the freakout when Karen said that gay people have it much better today than they did 30 years ago? It was insane. I feel like the Facebook fans have calmed down a bit and you don’t see as much pearl-clutching over Karen and Georgia being less than perfect…

Ugh, how awful. I used to be a big fan back in the day but tuned out around the Attitude Era. I have an 11-year old son who loves it so I’m starting to get back up to speed on wrestling. I’ve been really impressed with the female wrestlers and the growing role they play in the WWE. I just have to know...are they…

That sounds amazing. I would love to do something like that. And your artwork is beautiful!

Am I having a waking nightmare or did I actually hear his bone break?

I still own the VHS! I actually bought a VCR at a yard sale just so I could watch the movie. It’s so great.

I heard that interview on Fresh Air and immediately wanted to read the book. It’s a fascinating story and Michael Wallis really seems to know his stuff. I just may pick it up to read on vacation, although I’m dying to read the book by Prince’s ex-wife. The Fresh Air interview made me laugh because I kept imagining a…

The beautiful part of this is that he’s going to sell his business to work for the President, only to be fired shortly after. I don’t know if Sacramucci has noticed but people don’t stick around long in this administration.

I have a friend who is a herpetologist and, thanks to him, I have a healthy respect and admiration for snakes. They really are amazing creatures. No creature deserves a fate like what these snakes suffered.

Wait, it says the movie is based on real events. Do they mean the 9/11 attacks or the people trapped in the elevator? I just don’t even know where to start with this. When Whoopi’s wig is the least ridiculous thing about a trailer, it’s a pretty ri-goddamn-diculous trailer.

It’s rumored that Hugh Hefner was the one who introduced Bill Cosby to the practice of drugging and raping women. And the pair has a long history of sexual abuse allegations against them. When you’re talking about gross and abusive behavior against women, it’s a real race to the bottom between R. Kelly and Hugh…

You will always get a star from me, sir, just because your screen name is the greatest.

I watched a making of documentary about the movie on HBO and Tom Cruise has such a bizarre earnestness about him, yet it feels so fake. I think it took more work for the filmmakers to make him a believable human than it took for them to make a human a believable mummy.

And the pillow with the picture of a horse! Killed me. I love your vision of her as a cat ears-wearing military agent.

Oh, fuck off, you crashing bore. Yes, 18 year olds are legally adults but, as anybody who was ever 18 will tell you, most don’t deserve the title. Stop being an asshole.

Wow, I never realized this. Seems pretty cheap of the WWE, no?

being an indie star right now means...promoters who pay transportation and lodging expenses, unlike WWE

Great information. Thanks for sharing! You’re not anywhere near the Cleveland area, are you? ;-)

I agree with you but my problem is this: where do I get a gun? All of the gun shops are owned by these fucking yokels. So are the gun ranges, where I would go to learn how to shoot the guns. What we need are gun shops owned by liberals offering a safe place for other liberals to buy guns and learn how to use them.