Ugh, the beeps and the brown "biohazard" bags the chemo comes in. It's been 20 years for me but some things bring the whole, awful experience right back to the presence. Fuck cancer, especially for getting this sweet boy.

C_Nicole, I wish you worked for me. You wouldn't come to work sick, although you probably wouldn't get sick because I send all the sick people home! So it would be a win-win :-)

My assistant came into the office today hacking like Typhoid Mary (actually, she has bronchitis so I guess that would be Bronchitis Mary), even though I instructed her to stay away until she had stopped coughing. I sent her straight home. And it wasn't in a nurturing "go home and rest up so you can be well again" way.…

I think the standard of cold for this video should be how long it takes before you cry. Not IF you cry, because you WILL. But how long can you last before that tears flow? That's the only measure appropriate. For the record, I lasted 23 seconds.

Oh, stop being so sensitive. So we're supposed to give the guy a free pass for being a dick just because something horrible happened in his past? Nope, sorry. He's still a dick.

I can see why people marry into the Kennedy family because there's the whole Kennedy mystique (and money). But peel all that away and you're married to a Kennedy*.

I'm from Cleveland and I agreed with everything you posted...up until the part about "everything that makes the Browns so great". I wasn't aware that there was anything that made them great at all.

I love reading these stories because I think these writers are goddamn heroes for standing up to restaurant bullies. But, geez, I can't stand reading them because I hate that there are people like fucking Joan and fish guts lady in the world. What could possibly be fun about going to a restaurant and treating people…

Cops outside of LeBron's house aren't all that unusual when Gloria James is around.

Because they do dumb shit like this?

I really can't add anything more to your perfect posts, except for "hear, hear" and "well done, sir (madam?)"

Dammit, I am *crying* I'm laughing so hard at this.

I've only read two posts so far and I'm sure there are some GREAT entries. But this is awful. Just awful. This one *has* to be the winner.

Joan Rivers was on Howard Stern the other day and she theorized that Chelsea was leaving E! for NBC, where her boyfriend is an executive. Who knows? I agree that having a late night talk show is an achievement for a comedienne but I imagine it must be tough to work at E! where the Kardashians get all the love,…

It was hilarious. The premise was great and Kate/Aidy killed it but it was the little details that just cracked me up...things like the car chase where they drive off a dock and appear to be going into the water but then it cuts to a scene of them driving again. I loved the whole thing.

Inventing the Oscar selfie...is that really anything to brag about?

I worked at a city business newspaper and the publisher was this old school, paternalistic type. He wasn't overtly misogynistic but his approach to woman bordered on condescending. The paper had an open sales position and, after a difficult and lengthy process (good sales people aren't clamoring to work in print…

I've read a lot of those, too (hello, fellow Crazy Days and Nights readers!) But when I watch this I want to believe that they're lies, all lies. But I don't think they are.

Sorry you're feeling down. You're doing the right thing by asking for help, though. And don't beat yourself up. I've been in the professional world for 20 years and am at the director level in my company and I struggle with lack of focus. If I'm working on something that doesn't interest me and I get distracted it can…

Yeah, those giant high-waisted shorts were definite soccer mom material. I realize she's running around trying to escape from rampaging dinosaurs and that requires a certain degree of practicality in her dress. But, still...