can’t believe he didn’t say Ezekiel 25:17.

Hello NASA? I’m thinking of a certain kid in Irving, Texas who you definitely want to have intern with you next summer.

Luther is my favorite creepy detective show. We need more like it.

Scary.

Damn. Now I need to re-watch that show. It was hilarious.

I have questions about the dude in the background, though. The one right in the middle. He’s posing, and I have questions.

It’s this incredibly touching story, too. The poor girl was stealing our garbage, and fleeing any time I looked out the window and saw her. Then one day, when we were having a barbecue, she creeeeeept up onto the porch, trembling from fear, nervous-purring, and looked right at me. I held out my hand, looked at her and…

That’s about as vaguely vague as vague can be.

These bitches. Nightmares.

They may be assholes, but at least you can get a damn fine cup of coffee.

Originally read as “From Christain POV” and figured it would just have half the book blacked out and the rest be about how Anna needs to submit in order to make Jesus happy. The real title is not better.

Cars are dude stuff? shit. I’m so doing girl stuff wrong. o.o

It would be better if he didn’t understand.

Ground wasps are the biggest assholes ever.

I can’t believe I almost forgot - A POND FULL OF OTTERS!!

They are amazing for getting rid of bugs. They even eat hornets and ground wasps, which I’m deathly allergic to. Plus the perk of real eggs with large orange yolks, mmmm.

dog food rendering plant

I have chickens as pets and I beg to differ. Agrobusiness’ poor maintenance and mistreatment for profit is the cause of the stench.

I can only imagine yikes like I’m actually gagging. It is the smell that wakes you in the morning and forces you to go to sleep at night.

I love Return to Oz. I like to think she learned how to be creepy as fuck from that.