Imagine if the boys should show up to prom with backless tuxes and cutouts in protest?

You guys, I think someone’s just messin’ with us.

Of course the most informative, most relevant comment is in the gray.

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I have to explain to her that it’s not alchemy or magic that transmutes peppercorns into pepper

Thanks. For all who wonder I just thought I’d share my eulogy for my mom not because I’m still sad but because I wrote it for all mom’s out there and what they mean to us. And I thought it was very appropriate for mothers day. So Happy Mother’s Day to all the mom’s out there. :)

And technically she has William’s dad’s name too, since Charlotte is the feminine version of Charles.

Best bit of the night (second only to the “anger translator” bit).

Thank you! Me too! I’m hoping that one say I’ll be set free by a generous Jez writer. pleeeaase :)

I haven’t had my coffee yet, so I don’t get it. halp I’m an idiot!

I think the number of people holding their nose and voting for Hillary will far outnumber those supporting her ecstatically.

so...Harry’s kid, then?

• The baby is rude.

That is where we differ. I prefer them as a snack. I buy mostly whole pickles or spears.

She probably tasted of Ensure and desperation. I mean, she is wearing a shirt that says “Big As Madonna.”

Someone wake me when all this Coachella bullshit is over, plz.

Red wine, with a drop of dishsoap so it breaks the surface tension of the wine and they drown right away. Works wonders.

..I burst into treats...

Does Neil deGrasse Tyson drink? That's my choice.