I feel that way about Jason Bateman. (And yes, I'm kind of old)

That was Mark Mothersbaugh you crazies, not Elvis Costello! And don't forget Batman.

Having lived in our cold as fuck state for most of my life, let me just say that MN Nice = SHADE.

She just had a Crunchy allergy, thats all.

Do you suffer from *headdesk*?

Didn't make it to the engagement part (she broke up with me out of nowhere before I had the opportunity to actually propose) so I'm not sure if it counts, but Zales let me return it and the woman who was taking care of it was cool enough to let me hide in the back for a minute when I had a minor breakdown after a…

The engagement ended. What did you do with the ring?

I'm seeing lots of glitter bombs in New Hope's future.

"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."

Tonight's surprise: Steve Carrell is getting hotter by the minute.

Love the outfit and the Stand reference. Whiny jerks.

Starred for Stephen King reference!

Do you think it's antisocial or rude for me to wear clothing that hurts people? Is there optical illusion clothing etiquette that I'm too gauche to know?

It's a gun, not a security blanket.

He's Minnesotan. She should have brought Hotdish.

veritable penile cornucopia

I just think maybe he could have a beautiful friendship with "I save bread!"-guy from an earlier Behind Closed Oven ;)

I just keep hearing "Everything's free in Amer-ee-ca" from West Side Story.