That’s what I hope happened too. And now the Vatican is livid that they were duped.

Donald and I have something in common! My favorite bible passage is made-up too. Ezekial 25:17

Does field camp count? Because if so, here’s my story: I had a TA mention to me that I seemed happier than he had ever known me to be and we deduced it was because I hadn’t talked to my boyfriend in two weeks. I decided then and there to break up with said boyfriend. Only he didn’t know it because we couldn’t…

Truth. I lived in a town where one elementary school got to go to a camp for the weekend and the others didn’t. Guess which school was located on the right side of the tracks.

“There is a Dixie Chicks shaped hole in my heart...”

I saw this picture and thought it was my high school boyfriend with a beard. Looks so much like him...

Oh, I believe you. She just looks like she would have been up to something.

I’m sure she wasn’t starving. She was method acting. Cats can be assholes.

Source: NBCNews

That’s Daphne! (Or is it Josephine?) Whichever! She’s The Big One.

It’s real. But he was singing the “Where is Thumbkin?” song. He’s asking where Tall Man is, is all.

One time a (male) friend of mine and I went to a music fest in my town. After partaking of some tasty German beer and food and polkaing the night away, one of the members of a visiting band from Germany invited us back to a party at their host’s (Officer Larry’s) house. My friend spoke German the whole time and I…

OK. Point is, if you don’t like something, you don’t bring it up and you don’t celebrate it.

If politicians count, here’s my story:

Noooo! I don’t believe it. This is from his FB page just a few days ago. He loves A League of Their Own.

We’re safe. Rex Manning Day was 4/8.

He’s not really a celebrity, but he’s famous. And I’ve told this story on here before, but here goes:

Agreed. Chickens themselves aren’t the smell. It’s the million hundred eighty they pack into a pole shed that’s the problem. Chickens on their own are awesome. Plus they eat wood ticks. I want to get them for that reason alone.

I’ll see that and raise you a dog food rendering plant. It’s where the neighboring towns bring their roadkill. No lie.

It actually smells better here in the country (I’m far away from the farms) than it did in my hometown. First stockyards and then a dog food rendering plant. Imagine that on 90 degree humid days.