Hog farms. I’d take a chicken farm nearby over a hog farm any day.

Chickens can also get their heads cut off and survive for another 18 months. And then have a festival named after them! Mike the Headless Chicken

This video proves that context is everything.

I came on here to hope/suggest the same thing. I also hope/suggest at least one girl wears her date’s tux and he wears her dress.

That’s going to be the next trailer:

You know, that could be the answer. Or red, if they were the red peppercorns.

Story of my life, fellow Gray.

I was on a field trip with a girl who had a severe tree nut allergy and she had to inspect all of our camping food before we cooked anything. She threw out a container of pepper for this very reason.

Actually pink peppercorns, often found in pepper blends, isn’t really pepper and can cause major problems for people with tree nut allergies.

When I was about seven years old, my dad left for his annual deer hunting trip and my mom did the most badass mom thing ever.

I am sorry for your loss.

He was a junior and I was a freshman. He broke up with me while I was on a family vacation in Alaska, but I didn’t know about it until I got home...because I was in fucking Alaska! One night, my friend and I got ice cream buckets and sporks. Four ice cream buckets to be exact, because we only have four arms. But there…

I also liked this from Cecily Strong:

From the White House Correspondents’ Dinner last weekend.

He’s running as a Democrat. Which means he will have basically zero chance to be on the ballot. But he will get invited to debates and will be able to help drive the conversation on issues. I am very excited he’s running.

Just like Obama, Stewart has something that rhymes with bucket list.

Harry is a ginger so both Diana and Charles carry(ied) the r (recessive) allele. That means William has a 75% chance of carrying the r allele. Good odds. I’m not sure about Kate’s family, but if she also has a r allele then their kids would have a 25% chance of being a redhead. Now if Kate carries the r allele and…

The baby is late because it’s a fucking baby! Both of my parasites, um children, were over a week late. The first one was nine days late and she was not happy about coming out and was just generally pissed about being a baby.

Agreed.

Yep. Different. I like the flat chips or planks.