I really love reading these stories.

I've heard of this scam a couple of times, the question that remains unanswered is... Why didn't they look in the box?

If anyone can do it Apple can. They've made the music industry their bitch, and I'd love to see the same thing happen to the cable industry.

Jesus christ! You guys need to knock it off with the conspiracy theory shit. Wow, look at how long each reply is... Seriously, get a life and move on.

One more thing....?

Yeah I remember the days following the attacks that America was strong and united. I was hoping that my comment wouldn't stink of cynicism as most of those feelings passed along with 'Dubbya'. But the attacks still feel slightly fresh in my mind considering that they never really went away. Pearl Harbor is more or…

Honestly, can't we wait until the 50th anniversary before any hoopla is made over September 11th? You know that whole "Never forget..." slogan? Yeah, when that stigma is actually true then the need for an anniversary "reminder" of what happened that day is sort of pointless because our politicians have NEVER LET US…

Ok, how about:

Android is available through many more channels and lower prices than iProducts. So sure, there are more of them out there. But that doesn't mean that people love them, they still are not beating Apple. Rather, their carriers are flooding the market.

Apple started with a real OS to begin with. HP/Palm, and Google had to build their own OSes in the time since the iPhone first launched (yes, I know Android was around at before the iPhone but not in the iteration that it is now used for). RIM just hasn't wanted to modernize, and their QNX isn't getting anyone with…

At first I was like, umm this is a crazy post. Then I thought about a little, and thought some more, and then I did a little social experiment and googled "cleavage" and then realized that maybe there IS some science behind this.

Oh man, this quote needs to be drilled into every Apple fanboy's head before any Apple keynote. Sole reason why I finaly quit the MacRumor forums, so much damn disappointment cause of such high damn expectations.

Fewer choices is better off for the industry. How can four (three now) different platforms expect to compete for the scraps that Apple hasn't claimed yet? The four remaining choices is a lot when it comes down to the required cost for a consumer to get in the game. And once you've made that investment how likely is it…

I had an old SSID that was "FBI Surveillance", you know for shit's and giggles.

I can only imagine what such a fantastic sense of smell must be like. Hell, the word "fantastic" is likely a huge understatement. How'bout'them Olfactory senses huh!? Huh.... anyone?

Genius? More like low-life.

Elaborate on what? On the idea that you have to trade off one compulsory behavior with a more unhealthy one? Why does there have to be a trade off at all? Honestly, in social situations I don't see why using an iPhone is anything other than a blanket for the person who is obviously socially awkward. I'm considered…

This is pretty sad.

Definitely Koopa Troopa from the original Super Mario Kart. You can't touch this power sliding bab-ay!

He didn't use any when he fucked us, so it's only fair we return the favor.