iPhone 5 will be lighter, and faster. It will be the best iPhone ever made. Not only will iPhone 5 be all around better, it will have a subwoofer to make the best downloadable music sound even better. But that is not all iPhone 5 will have, iPhone 5 will have freakin' laser beams and a protective force field to…

Well this is Biddle posting once again. Who famously thinks an FFT cancels out all sound, and that there's a blackhole out there that is only two solar masses.

Quite a coincidence that, for some reason*, I spent all of last night reading the entire Titanic wiki page. It mentioned this expedition was underway.

Oh just kill Facebook, OF COURSE! IT'S SO EEEEASSSSY!!!!

Yeah, I didn't really take any time to accurately figure out which one this was but whatever. Probably is the original Macintosh.

You think for a minute that if the media stopped publicizing these hack-attacks that they might stop? I mean, naturally after stopping reporting about it there'd likely be a huge hack-attack to try and gain our attention but if we still ignored it I think it might stop.

"but then I see that there's a black hole out there with a mass of two of our suns"

The Mac Plus was a pretty sweet looking computer. Damn.

Not yet at least. Just wait til Zynga get's their hands on it.

Is this the last Social Network Hurrah for Google?

I understand reviewers go through a lot more hardware than consumers, but I believe the intro to this review does nothing but make me categorize reviewers as the epitome of "short attention span".

LulzSec does realize that this doesn't mean the CIA is going to just stop looking for them right? They've committed crimes and they'll pay for it. Sucks for them.

Exactly. Not to mention, what harm are people looking over your should causing?

Would you choose a 1600 rpm hard drive over a 7200 rpm hard drive? NO!

While on the topic, don't tease Gizmodo about why they aren't allowed to Apple events anymore. They took away my star because I did :(

I have a secret way to avoid getting headaches at 3D movies. My friends have all had 100% success with this approach.

No comment.

Man, I love boobs :)

Other than the non-gossiping thing, the Apple stores don't sound that crazy. I worked in a 4-star hotel that had a large number of "scripted" responses such as saying "Certainly..." instead of 'yes' and "It would be my pleasure..." for helping out with something. I'll admit it took a little while to remember saying…

That thing's pretty rad.