Before Planet X has a chance to kill us all, we are all going to be fucked to death by sex crazed pandas.

It’s become a common practice almost everywhere. A fucking fee to pay your fee.

Looks like we need to pick up the lingo.

Watching a man drive his own sarcophagus?

What I love is that feeling that it didn’t go together as well as when you put it together wrong.

“Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?” ― Terry Pratchett

1982 Porsche 911 (unknown model) in a carport in rural VA.

I believe those vents are reupholstered to resemble the bruised, battered, and severely wrung out rectums of the poor souls that willingly (or unwillingly) entered that van...

You should really use a case.

And thus was sounded the death knell of Star Trek: Discovery.

I’ll watch it if it ever shows up on US Netflix. I’m not shelling out for another subscription service.

And the fucks are at it again! Fuck you who betray the people you were elected to help! We’re sheep to these monsters, and they don’t give a shit! We grow our wool, and just when we’re getting warm, they come along with their electric clippers and shear our wool off, and we’re just naked, screaming little fucks! No…

Counterpoint: Fuck this guy, Twin Peaks is pointless without context. The series is dense with its own logic and lore and cutting out any single part would cause the central narrative to crumble.

Dear The United States of America,

5 nannies have left the role in the last year, each citing supernatural incidents as the reason...

I don’t understand Fairfax police. “Although two men were purportedly involved in the attack, police say they are not seeking a second suspect.”

The Good Fight is good.