A lot of people were complaining about wifi problems on a different forum, rebooting seems to solve it.

I say balls! The iPhone 4s download was available and I started it hours ago, but the progress bar is empty of any downloaded goodness and it says below it, "Less than a minute remaining," for over an hour now. To reiterate: balls.

Get. Rid. Of. The. Stars.

I had to laugh at the covers at the link: there's a haunted house one, mermaids, Alice in Wonderland, gangsters, superheroes, a mummy and other iconic premises. Kind of like Choose Your Own Adventure books with porn.

And it will be even more absurd when they lose; imagine a McCain/Palin Prowler cruising around.

I thought the funniest thing in the episode was when Neffi asked Amy if she was a queen: "Yes. Yes I am."

Whatever they ultimately do, I doubt it will be that coherent.

Looks like a lightweight rehash of Flashforward and The Event. Off-the-shelf characters and conflicts, generic bad guys and a mystery the show will never, ever try to solve. But with a main character who's trying to be like Katniss from Hunger Games.

And if you go all the way to the bottom you'll find yourself in AMITYVILLE.

So what do you use to reveal semen invisible ink?

Nope. Can't say I have any use for a giant rapper's head. But have you got the giant ass that was erected on Sunset Blvd for the release of Baby Got Back? Yes that was really real.

Yes, exactly—when I started reading this my question was: how to they define consciousness? Without a clear answer to this the rest of it doesn't mean much, even to those of us who have no urge whatsoever to torture zebra finches.

Good afternoon Mr. Trogloraptor. Let me introduce you to MY SHOE!

We had a couple of kittens materialize in the yard last year with their mom. The mom never let us pet her but the kittens would purr their asses off when petted—until we had them fixed. For months after they'd tolerate being petted but wouldn't purr. It was disconcerting but eventually the purring resumed.

This made me think of the observation that contemporary science fiction is all apocalypses and no utopias. With bullshit like this going on it's damn difficult to feel any optimism for the future at all.

Yes, the roofs are all glass like 1960s bubble cars that would open and close and cook the occupants like little lobsters.

Yes of course, I'm surprised I didn't realize that at once.

What's that grundle-crushing ring at the bottom for? Holy shit, humans are some fucked-up creatures.

Holy shit! While this will do nothing to increase the birth rate, the Singapore government has accidentally discovered how to stop overpopulation and teen pregnancy in their tracks! All the US government has to do is make a similar video encouraging coitus and all screwing will cease overnight!

Yes the blonde one reminds me of this.