Oh my god, the coffee. When I was a freshman in college I worked at a coffee stand in a university auditorium lobby. Mostly kids between classes and such but we would also be open during performances. When Cosby would come to town we would provide his coffee and it would be delivered before the show and during…

Ooh! Jealous! BF and mine is Sex or Bott, dependent on the situation.

This is Alibi, my 'schnussle' (schnauzer/Jack Russell mix). She hates storms.

Yup. I was better off without the job but it was more than a little humiliating. Found out later that he was looking for an excuse to fire me and just ran with what was presented. Arsehole.

Ugh, the milkshake people. Someone actually pulled something similar to that on me and it got me fired for real. I still have trouble trusting owners/managers to not fire me for complete bullshit.

I can't wait for Midweek Madness! It's going to be EPIC!

Preach it! I've always treated my bras as a curiously supportive pair of additional pockets. Especially since many iterations of "lady pants" come without pockets of their own. Some of us refuse to use purses.

I agree! 'Slut' is just so much more fun to say. 'Whore' is too round of a word, especially when added to 'around'. It's like a Ferris wheel-steady, safe, and a little boring where as 'Slut' is a roller coaster at a traveling carnival- sharp, sassy, and it just might kill you but, damn, it's one hell of a ride.

The Hot Zone terrified me! I was on a trip cross country in a 15 passenger conversion van and since it was night and we wanted to sleep I ended up laying on the floor. I had taken gas station sleeping pills to help me sleep in that awkward, uncomfortable position but they didn't help. I ended up in this weird…

umm... I have two as well but mine are one in front of the other and weren't discovered until I had my tonsils removed at 20 because I kept getting strep. It really makes no difference in my life.

Yes! I'm always one for fabulous hats and after watching Only Lovers Left Alive I have been wishing I could wear gloves all the time in every day life. (What is it about Tilda Swinton that makes everything she does look effortlessly cool?)

I know I'm super duper late to the party but I just wanted to say THANK YOU! from the bottom of my cold, dead heart for cleaning up after your child. I've actually seen parents take pictures of the giant messes their kids leave to post on facebook like it is some funny trophy. "Hey look everybody! My child's preschool…

Ooh, I've got a bathroom related story for you. It involves a very large group of angry women who decided to smear their cake all over the women's bathroom in protest of an auto-grat (there were 28 of them). Or the night we had to close the restaurant early because the toilets were overflowing and then my manager…

I'd get this ALL THE TIME while working at a pizza joint: "How big is your 12 inch pizza?" I'd reply "about 12 inches" and usually people would laugh and realize that the answer as in the question but for some I would have to explain what a diameter was and how it applied to our pizza making strategy.

Gimlet, aviation, last word, martinez, negroni, so many flavorful lovely options for all occasions!

Team Gin 4 lyfe! Sweet juniper nectar of the gods and a wonderful card game to boot.

New Orleans St. Patrick's Day is my favorite! This was supposed to be my second year there as well but womp-womp have to work... Last year with all the cabbage, potatoes and etc thrown we almost didn't have to pick up any veggies to go in our crawfish boil later that evening! (Also, I cannot recommend a spicy boil…

Sorry for the long and unrelated post. This article triggered me a bit and I had to get it off my chest.

I'm not surprised. This is from the same police department that sent an officer to my apartment to take my statement (after I had been drugged at a party and ended up in the ER not breathing) who, upon hearing my story said to me:

"I don't believe you, I think you are lying. I'm going to file your report but I'm also…