First the Cadillac CT6 nonsense now this, earliest April fools ever.

There's a course that was nothing but a series of drag races:

AVUS

My longest drag race was 300 miles. I was in a '71 Mach 1 (351c) and my college roommate was in a '67 Chevelle (327). We literally raced, from a standing start, 300 miles home for Thanksgiving break; we grew up right next door to each other, and had been racing home since we could walk. Long story short. we left at…

The top speed runs in Bonneville Salt Flats are on courses that can be over 7 miles long.

Well actually BMW got rid of the x in the number part a while ago.

You win for remembering this exists.

Why should you care how many cylinders the car has? Cylinder count (or displacement) is just a very rough substitute for power, so why not list that instead?

Exactly. Veggies are food's food.

Totally. When you're talking about a car that will spin its wheels in third gear, you'll never get to use all of those horses unless already moving pretty fast and in a high gear. Yeah, they're available, but it's more than the tires can manage in normal driving situations.

Can you show me some evidence that they "support" the "walking out onto a live track"?

I know a few pastry chefs and this behavior is fitting of most of them. They save all their inner daintiness for work. When they leave all that suppressed masculine anger sets forth upon the world.

People who complain about that kind of power figure not being enough because there's another car with a bigger number are not the people who will be buying it, nor are they likely to have ever driven anything with that kind of power. Personally, I'm in the camp that just about any normal car over 500hp is just stupid…

Apropos of nothing at all, the Google translation of the video indicates that the suspect is an out-of-work pastry chef.

60 Series Toyota Starlet

AMC Gremlin.