This looks amazing. Sadly, I doubt it will wind up looking like this when it comes to market. And then everyone in the company will ask why it never sold after everyone on the internet said they liked it so much.

We at the Jalopnik staff went through a lot of alternate headlines for this article. Here are some:

GM isn't fully of dummies. There are smart people at nearly every level of the company. Some are even gifted. The problems with GM have always stemmed from someone smart at one level of the organization being stymied by someone less confident or less able at another level. It's the theory of many former employees and…

That's a '54 Honda Accord, right?

Tucker would have merged with Tesla by now.

Packard. An ultra-luxurious American auto would be amazing.

This is what happens when you have a group of people who are nothing but middlemen and they know their days are numbered. They will fight tooth and nail to delay the inevitable.

drive it in the rain they said, it won't melt they said

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For fucks sake, you call that a line of advance? Where's the drummer? Where are the school colors?!

Well you can never tell when your 5th graders get too hyper from their chocolate milk and start planting IEDs on the playground and when they form lines for a bayonet charge, sometime you too have to fix bayonets and show them who is boss!

Thank you for the answer.

Engineer here (not aerospace, but dabbled in it in school), and the answer is: pretty much, at least with current materials and technology. It's relatively close to spherical (as opposed to an aircraft shape or something else), which is good for being a pressure vessel (stronger) and having the largest volume/surface…

Torchinsky Teaches Tuesdays. I learn something new everyday. Never knew about this bad boy.

"Bot in 2002"

If they were Jalopsters, many of their needless regulations would disappear. We would also be allowed to have pop-up headlamps again.

Agreed. I feel like Nissan was doing that with the Z32 which did release in 1989 1/2, and their concepts at the time looked like late 90s cars as well. Acura NSX managed to do the same. I just meant I did not find it as groundbreaking as what some other car makers were doing at the time. I am admittedly a Nissan fan,…