Ford’s comeback was in 2005. It’s just still happening.

This car is like that girl who has an epic ass, good personality, and is into all your hobbies but also has Steve Buscemi eyes. Keep the lights off and the sex will be great... but you don’t want to have to look at her in the garage everyday.

Not me, I’m the V8 leaf spring wagon type, but I can’t get into mini’s aesthetic lately. It’s ass-ugly to me.

Reliable to me means “doesn’t shit its guts all over the road without warning.”

On one hand, it’s nice to see more wagons on the market.

Those old things aren’t bad designs (and most of them still exist in modern cars, FYI) but it’s the materials they are made out of.

LS Swap.

That’s because Chrysler comes from a wealthy upper class family and no one wants to be around her because she demands they go to a high end restaurant and pay their own way, and doesn’t understand that she isn’t a trust fund baby like GM.

I don’t know if Alfa Romeo selling at Chrysler/Dodge dealerships is a good idea or a bad idea.

Lada.

The problem is that you can buy a nicer used car for $9000 and have enough money for the gas difference for 4 years worth of driving.

I suppose I should have restated that what I meant is that people care more about low mileage and a warranty that comes with a new car, along with being able to lease if they want, because the Mirage is right on that price point where it’s about the same as a 3-year-old nice sedan with some miles already on it.

Aaah mileage. Yes I think I definitely agree on the 0 miles possibility.

The mitsubishi mirage is proof that people care more about a warranty, leasing, convenient payments, and no-bullshit car purchasing than price, performance, or comfort.

Well, with another $200,000 put into it... maybe?

This Van matches Burt Reynold’s moustache.

Drifting around a hairpin isn’t faster either, but its a generally more safe way to go around corners and handle environments where the road surface isn’t uniform, and on mountains, because if you mess up and give it too much power, you spin inward rather than oversteering out to the edge and falling off a cliff.

I just want to take a a second here and say: Alex Roy, you are a fucking badass. I haven’t had an opportunity to convey that around here since you do not often show up.