The neighbors should hire these guys. I hear they’re pretty good at getting rid of Crows:

So they’re suing her family because she’s really good at committing murder?

Excuse me Mr. Chairman, but the American president is on the phone. He says he can immeadiately send an an aid package to us that includes a... the translation is difficult here... grand foot, device that will help in cleaning up the wreakage of the destroyed automobiles. Also they would like to film the event to…

I bet most of these people griping about this haven’t given one red cent to PBS. Public Television has to get its money from somewhere— there is actually no such thing as ‘free’ media. A nine month delay is absolutely no big deal, and CTW getting the funding to produce more shows is a great thing.

Ford GT does it for me. I fell in love with it when I first saw its commercial during the 2004 Super Bowl. When my local Ford Store got one in for a customer, I was given a ride in it. I haven’t been the same since.

“I design Nerf blasters.”

Worth mentioning that “How it’s Made” is what child me hoped that picture frame in Mr. Roger’s house would show every time.

Darth Fucken Vader, y’all.

Tomcats had the best Navy patches, hands down.

Alton Brown has an excellent method for skirt steak. The end result is fantastic.

We’ll have a video you’ll enjoy next Thursday...

I thought what we had was special! -Ford

And what did we grow up with?

I see they’ve successfully purged the Youngblood’s Disease from their systems.

Rest In Peace, gentle giant.

Hey Stef,

Ford; stole Ferrari’s thunder

Red Bull Trophies for sure

The woman obviously has serious problems. The Apple folks were enabling her in the negative sense: “dysfunctional behavior approaches that are intended to help resolve a specific problem but in fact may perpetuate or exacerbate the problem”. Yeah, they eventually came up with a solution that she was satisfied with,…