I think you only needed…

I’ll make a very gross, generally sweeping statement. Most vehicles that have been modified by what amounts to adult children- people who are either immature or never really grew up, applied themselves, got an education etc usually means they also create monstrosities of the worst possible taste.

A: The ugly-ass hot…

WTF?

Any word if Uncle Jessie, Cooter, and the Duke Cousins are planning to break Daisy out?

“...being turned into a Picasso.”

I saw it in the article clip with sound off, and all I could say was “Yikes.” Duplo-brand Rocky better learn to cover up. But I hope he never does, if he’s going to continue to be a horrifying racist asshole.

I remember this almost happened in the Cup series too in 2015 IIRC. Ryan Newman was one of the drivers in the Final 4 at Homestead and hadn’t won a race that season.

if i was going to get 4 doors i’d want a cab-over version

That old bumpside Ford truck looks almost decent enough to save.

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

How does Alex Zinardi drive a race car without legs? Better than me, and probably better than you too.

Yes - yes, we do. I think it’s because we live in a rather remote, large and sparsely populated country, so cars became important things early on. Not just for convenience or status, but the difference between life and death. When it’s -40°, you live a hundred miles from the hospital, surrounded by elks and snow to…

A little lowkey extrapolation...

If Danica was willing to race with the backrunners I’m sure she’d be welcomed to race with them. She just isn’t going to get another invite from a top-tier team because her race record just doesn’t match what they expect. In 191 NASCAR races she had zero wins, zero top 5 finishes, 7 top 10's and a single pole. Her…

My pappy said, “Son, you’re gonna drive me to drinkin’
If you don’t stop drivin’ that hot rod Lincoln.”

This is a better song from George Jones

Aw man, I gotta CHOOSE? Fine. Ahhhhhhhh...................................... country, I guess. I mean Raph and Mike are spot on about rap having a ton of really great car references, but I gotta hand it to the country genre. Country lyrics tend to display a deeper and more satisfying fondness for these vehicles, be…