I would recommend taking the membrane off the inside of the rack of ribs before seasoning. You do not want to be gnawing on that shit. Make sure you have a sharp knife or else you may slip and hack your hand off like a dumbass.

Meanwhile, the Gatorade cooler has been placed on the 15-day DL list. The Sox have called up Triple A cooler "Powerade" and he is expected to make Gatorade's next start. No word on any possible fines being issued to the helmet at this point.

Kids these days are just ridiculous with their junk food, staying up past midnight, and texting on their cell phones. What is the world coming to?

The way your Dad looked at it, this ball was your birthright. He'd be damned if any ball boy's gonna put their greasy hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it in one place he knew he could hide something...

Didn't read past the Cabin comparison and now really looking forward to seeing the screening tonight!

Bush League

@TedKennedy

"I'm sorry, I thought this was America?!?"

Lesson for the day, you don't bring Blades to a softball fight.

Maybe Smith just wanted to see who he really was under there.

"Easiest 2 dollars I ever made."

Well of course he failed. He forgot to shout, "That's my purse! I don't know you!"

I felt like I was watching a montage of Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

ROFLMAO. The Gawker network of websites is fucking epic. How in the fuck did someone get "Eat More Chicken" from this? Answer: RACISM... IT'S EVERYWHERE.

Whatever. How far can he punt a football?

It sounds like the background music in the video is also 11 years old.

Why are you using your work computer to play games in the first place? Isn't that University property? Get your own damned gaming rig. I don't have any games installed on my work laptop.

I am happy for Raven-Symonè and totally support my homosexual brethren and sistren, but that Tweet wasn't "adorable". Come on. It was nice; it wasn't exceptionally witty or funny.

I'm pretty sure there's 3 wasps...