truly the most authentic thoughts are “Dotard blumpf is not my president, he is hitler, believe women”

Look, honest question: Do you think that 4chan and 8ch trolls prefer that you ignore their memes, or write 1000-word think pieces on them?

Oh, and:

I haven't seen a Longhorn that confused about what to do since Vince Young took the Wonderlic.

That’s a rough one. Catholics hate to see a young man go down untouched.

Hello Mudda

“hi mom, It’s me Jimmy. Yeah, cancel the party and catering company... no I won’t be playing... Coach Bill just locked my uniform in the closet again”

“Napping? That guy didn’t look Puerto Rican.”

Well, he did play in the Ray McDonald All-American game back in high school.

Yeah, but have you heard about his degenerate niece?

Oh man, I’d almost completely scrubbed this game from my memory till I visited the Trevi Fountain in Rome a couple of years back and was gripped by a sudden wave of ‘90s nostalgia. I was too young to really grasp wtf I was doing when I played the game, but it’ll always occupy a unique place in my heart.

No no, you’re right, Mario Is Missing was great. Mario’s Time Machine too.

I’ve been in the market for a gaming mouse recently, but I really don’t want to drop big bucks on a Razer Ouroboros (or the like). I’m not sure what is really out there though. I’d prefer a right-handed mouse over an ambidextrous one, and wireless would be a plus.

No - Herpes can pass to others.

Man, these Giants fans are taking this sweep a little TOO hard...

Take out the other teams in the hunt for the wild card spot. This Cubs team is committed.

It kinda does. :/

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…

"Kei Nishikori" is Japanese for "Bill Brasky".