OK Buster, we get it.

The Jezebel article about why the writer won't play GTAV is quite possibly the dumbest thing I've read on a Gawker site. How ludicrous is it that someone would pass up on playing a game because of what the main character has dangling between their polygonal legs? Conversely, if GTAV had an all female cast, and was a…

That rug really tied the room together.

I assume he's shouting "WERTH'S DA BOMB! HE'S DA BOMB!", because no Philadelphia sports fan has ever turned on his own players before.

What an asshole. He should be ashamed to show his face in public.

I swear to God I thought the 5th guy was a Maloof.

"Great shot! What was your strategy?!"

Those who missed received two season tickets.

"Her?"