he'll probably do better than cuddyer

its hard to call the stuff beane talks about bullshit because hes practically doing it every year. the a's are consistently competitive with a payroll that is absolutely dwarfed by other teams in their division and league. how is looking at numbers and saying how someone should swing or how they should play…

love you too babe.

where's the OxyContin for the occasional accident?

btw if some dude who you let fuck you doesn't return your calls or bail you out of jail he's not your boyfriend, he's just some dude who you let fuck your holes

ya right this is the most attention you've gotten from a male in months. btw id bail you out even if you didn't think I was cool enough to hang out with.

yup

Just say no kids

clearly

'as for your ex, he sucks...' Ya, if not for him shed still be in jail. He's a total fucking prick.

this is hilarious.

I used to play rugby for a small private university on the west coast and we would get steamrolled like this on the reg

it is strange, but maybe that's more indicative of the culture we live in today... Nope it's strange to carry a prescription for a schedule 1 narcotic because you are "accident prone."

I like this version of drop zone better, and I thought it is what you were referencing when you said it added a new bar

Seems like you're a pretty cool aunt

That is craziness. Yes there are tons of addicts here in the states and prescription drugs really fuck w people. Every couple of years this guy from high school gets back in touch w me, texts me and is super nice and asks about me and my life for like 30 mins until he starts asking me if I have any prescription…

you have a prescription for OxyContin because you are injury prone?

it's also a common joke for NBA fans and some professional bowling leagues

OxyContin? At least you've got 750 calories of twix to wash it down

or anywhere you don't want to get west nile. enjoy your malaria and citronella hippy