I hear Kaepernick is available

That’s what she said.

They are both weird penises

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

Their policies haven’t worked even in theory and we have decades worth of evidence to prove they have never worked in execution on a state, federal or neighborhood association level. FUCK why do we allow them to fucking talk? Everyone knows they simply are there to break government for big business, make a shit…

Like truth and lies have bearing to these people?

“On April 29, 2007, Moss was traded to the New England Patriots for a fourth-round draft pick, where he set the single-season record for touchdown receptions.”

Lol, is this guy fucking serious?  What is the worst case scenario here?  Brown gets popped again and they lose out on a fifth round pick likely to end up a scrub anyway?  

I hate this team and I hate myself even more for continually supporting this team.  Every fucking year I hear other dumb ass Browns fans go “THIS YEAR IS GONNA BE DIFFERENT” and it never is.  The Indians just wrapped up another division title (yes, I know, the AL Central sucks ass, I don’t care) and Lebron lead the…

“Hey guys don’t fuck up or we’ll trade you to the class of the league where you are assured a playoff winning season and the chance to play for a Superbowl”

Or the time she wore a Joey Badass T-shirt 

Let me explain this amazing comment so Redskins Fans understand... Adrian Peterson beats his kids.

Adrian Peterson told reporters, “That was a new one for me. It was different.”

Yep. That’s where he’s headed.

I didn’t really see a wave, but I believe an improper fair catch signal is a penalty, at least in the pros.

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

When tables are outlawed, only outlaws will have tables.

Pete Carroll can’t resist a good inside job. 

If you consider screwing over anyone and everyone to benefit already-rich white guys an "ideal", sure.

Lefkoe: Alright, now we’ll bring on former Rams coach Jeff Fisher, thanks for coming on. First question for Jeff: What did you have for breakfast this morning?