Uh, time trials, right?!?!?

Counterpoint: the third generation RAV4 came with an optional V6 which made the thing a goddamn rocket ship. My wife still drives hers because everything else she might consider is too slow by comparison.

Assuming you have those available, which you might not.

I dunno man - I’m a pretty big germophobe too (working in hospitals does that to you), but I’d rather do that to my own kid than to have them end up in the hospital themselves. I have mouthwash.

Good pick. Am I the only person alive who remembers that there was an original non-Human Nature-mixed version of this song? Can this song be found anywhere?

Possibly related: Novartis is reeling from much lower than expected sales of Entresto, which is actually a pretty fantastic medication for certain heart failure patients, but it’s cost to the patient is highly variable (including to Medicare patients according to what Part C they have, if any). Changes to the Part D…

In a very different vein, and I’m sure others have done this too, but Orangina with vodka is delicious. Even in my 30s. We call it a “Metric Screwdriver”

Yes. The Monforts would also like a word.

I think you misspelled “Sephardic”

Um, I think we’re all missing the point. Clearly Rosen’s girlfriend had her wits about her in the airport and, knowing it was the Browns, made something up that would “turn them off”. Brilliant strategy on her part.

All vodka martinis are instantly made 1000% better by simply substituting gin.

Ummm... why not just...you know... send the tree ahead of time and let it ride out it’s quarantine before the photo op?

Dare I say, best DUAN music choice yet.

3D Touch is critical for commuters. Try figuring out your drive time on Google Maps or Waze without it (and without also wrecking into the car in front of you).

Vodka martinis are awful. How is it that someone could besmirch gin by saying that it’s floor cleaner, then advocate drinking actual floor cleaner?

Somehow I always get called “unhinged” when I call people out of the blue at 2:00am. Next time I’ll demand that I get some praise on ESPN.

Where am I demanding that anyone “thinks like me”? If I disagree with them, and I can control the flow of my money, they won’t get it. Period.

That’s why I said “if I can avoid it”. I can’t all the time, but I CAN choose to not listen to Kanye West, to not go to the gas station with the Trump sign behind the register, etc. Starve the beast- at least wherever he chooses to show himself.

Try again. According to Spotify’s own formula, and assuming that West gets the bottom end of the royalty spectrum, his checks *just from the song Stronger* are almost $2.5m a year.

Not sure if trolling but if it’s an honest question, it’s an interesting one. The short answer is yes - I love hip hop and have since I was little. The last 15 or so years have been mostly disappointing in terms of the artistic value of what gets put out and promoted. One of the bright spots is West - who is clearly…