John Elway is on my fucking list, man. If it weren’t for the blind loyalty of this fan base, he’d have been run out on a rail after last year. Between 1) the Trump humping, 2) the failure to get Kaepernick in here as a backup (see number 1), 3) a failure to draft/sign anyone of consequence on the OL over the past 3…

So it began in 1997. Grandma Ghetro bought a brand new Metro LSI. She had been a loyal Honda driver, and it was supposed to be a Del Sol, but the F&I guy at the Honda place apparently pulled some nonsense on Grandma and she took off before signing on the dotted line.

I dunno man. Ask the police department in Colorado Springs, as well as the State Police in both Illinois and Indiana about Mr. Ghetro’s in-line three Metro.

It’s mostly a gut sense, albeit based on seeing a lot of people in various states of trauma. His quality of movement was just very limited, both in terms of fluidity and range of motion. There was obvious tension anytime he went to twist and lift at all (such as picking up his kids or putting items on the conveyor…

This is timely. I’m not into wrestling, but I am a doctor, and I saw Kurt Angle today at the Pittsburgh airport - outside of him just seeming like a genuinely nice person (fist bumping the TSA agents, carrying his daughter through the metal detector, etc.), I was struck by how traumatized his presentation was. I…

Clay Thompson. Klay Thompson.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LEWIS! Please come and compete in one NASCAR race, kneel during the anthem, then beat everyone by half aa lap.

Finally. Someone figured out how to get the superstars to compete in the dunk contest. Thank you

It would be really perfect to just continue the pregame shootaround. It can be reframed as “continuing my preparation” and “putting the team first”, putting any offended dickhead in a semantic bind.

“Rabbi Schmuli”

*shakes head excitedly and taps self on nose*

There’s a private sports factory ...er.... high school in Denver that has not only officially licensed merch, but has sponsors like Adidas and Muscle Milk. Their facilities are nicer than the ones I had in college. It’s insane.

The University of Georgia, specifically.

Man you just made me reminisce about the days when the Nuggets had both Melo and AI. Good times.

Doesn’t need the qualifier...

I guess more drivers should also found shoe/apparel companies so they have limitless funding regardless of being employed by a team

Just sucks that the NBA is out of season

I wouldn’t. Blucifer has killed before and I’m sure he would again.

Someone pooping, both literally and metaphorically, on Colorado Springs? Absolutely

Yeah. When people tell me they’re going to the Springs for the weekend or a conference or something I just tell them to look west and try not to talk to anyone.