Your party’s leaders welcomed this element into your tent, and they now know they can’t win without neo-Nazi votes.

Fair.

Your point is probably right on, but think about how dumb that is. Teams would rather avoid the “distraction” of hiring a guy who might be a better option at the most important position, and at a giant discount no less.

*crosses fingers, whispers*

Fine. We can just agree that Brady is still in great shape because he:

The best part: the smear video and statement could have had the PR impact they wanted. It would have been really easy to paint Cousins as selfish and unreasonable. Then they fuck it all up by calling him by the wrong name, which is what’s in all of the headlines about the smear campaign.

The fact that your bullshit is wrapped up in correct grammar doesn’t make it any less stupid.

That’s good shit Haisley. I just don’t get how there hasn’t been any real outpouring of grief for Prodigy.

No. “Socialized medicine” means a lot of different things. Canada has “single payer”, where the government pays for basic health coverage for everyone, but to privately-owned healthcare providers. The U.K. has universal healthcare, where nearly all healthcare providers are employees of the NHS

Sounds really dumb to me too. They could just urine test him twice a week for etg

I wasn’t ready for the second part of the joke. Perfect

If you get rid of the cap you also have to install a salary floor, which would probably necessitate revenue sharing. It’s really the only smart thing the NFL has done to help ensure competitive balance

If your dog uses drugs this is a perfect analogy

Kellogg’s should probably also sue the sketchy guy who lived at the other end of my dorm floor sophomore year in college.

Yet another reason why John Elway is a fucking putz. He won’t get a guy who would give his LEGENDARY defense a chance at another championship, even though said guy wears number 7 in part because of John Elway, because he’s a Trump-humping asshat. Fuck.

This is so great

I don’t get it.

Because VA hospitals, transitional housing, and supportive social/employment programs don’t make cool explosions.

Renting a Dodge Caliber (it was cheap, I was in grad school and broke) which promptly went into sport shift and refused to leave 2nd gear. For any reason.

I must have missed it: who is Rock? Dwayne Johnson?