Well Gore DID win in 2000

I know Maggie Q will be starring in a series based on this woman.

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Implants definitely do make it easier. That's not saying it can't be done without them, but I got implants several years ago and I can move my boobs in ways I never could before. I make them talk to my fiancé all the time, and frankly, I'm just mad I didn't think of this before her.

They're talking about the berothal. Blue Ivy and the Future King George

It doesn't grow on trees, it stumbles woozily out of cosmetic surgery clinics.

I just said the same thing to my husband! I never thought I would see the day. My mom made it a point to make me take classes at the Y because both her and my dad never learned how to swim.

If you haven't seen him live, you should, even if you're not particularly a fan. I've been a huge fan since I saw him perform in nothing but black bikini drawers & boots when I was a very little girl (thanks mom & dad for bad judgment). Anyway, his show is spectacular, especially his guitar-heavy shows. His guitar…

Prince is vegan.

Exactly what I thought! In the updated Cinderella story, her fairy godmother (a sleazy plastic surgeon) tells her to make those titties count because they'll be gone by midnight. Then Cinderella leaves her bra at the ball, the prince makes every woman in the land try it on during his search for Mystery Tits,…

Yeah, one of my kids looks just like a little version of that Australian doctor from House. Where did he come from? Because neither my husband nor I look like that.

I know. Talk about making the first two Divergent books completely fucking pointless. Not to mention the fact that it was totally illogical.

no. guns suck.

The Maze Runner - James Dashner; The Uglies series - Scott Westerfeld; The Scorpio Races - Maggie Stiefvater; The Lunar Chronicles - Marissa Meyer; any of Tamora Pierce's works.

The Maze Runner series, Matched series and Mortal Instruments series. You can also try the Soulless series by Gail Carriger. It's not YA but not inappropriate for her. Added bonus strong, smart heroine. And it's very funny.

I stopped reading those kind of books about a decade ago, so I can't recommend anything new, but it seems like what she's into is young adult/fantasy/sci-fi/romance, which is a really, really popular genre. I'd look here: http://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-B… and here: http://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-B….

Phillip Pullman trilogy, starting with the Golden Compass... they're really great with a positive message.

Also, if she likes apocalyptic type stuff, I highly recommend "the stand" by Stephen King... It's very long and it's not YA but I think a 17 year old could handle it. Also, "Ready Player One" by Ernest Cline.

It's not the same type as the books you mentioned, but I highly recommend "eleanor and park" by Rainbow Rowell.