You better get cultured, then, loser.

I'd like to see Jesse Williams in there, too. Actually, there are a lot...

I think that thing about plucking moles making them cancerous is an urban legend:

This is how I feel about wrinkles and zits.

Other families argue about race, gender and politics at Thanksgiving and Christmas; we argue about dogs on leashes.

Yeah. We never take Winston off his leash when he's outside. He's a great and super smart dog but easily distracted.

Seriously. When Kid Electron was sixteen months old, I had an off the leash dog bolt for her at a park. I had just enough time to scoop her up and put my back against the attack, and it ripped my puffer coat to shreds instead of her. "Oh, but Charlie wouldn't hurt a fly," was the owner's only response.

THIS. I won't care about me because I'll be dead - but the poor cats, dog and fishies!

I guess that's true! We've done everything except put a ring on it.

I HATE IT SO MUCH. I don't care about pros and cons and conflicting research about energy usage or traffic patterns or what the fuck ever. All I care about is that PITCH DARK AT 5PM IS BULLSHIT. I am firmly on team Let's Run DST Year Round And Fuck This "Fall Back" Noise.

ok #3 is understandable though.

So the mens items which are just sized up with no additional changes to fabric, finishes, design or fit - stay the same price

I do not find this attractive. She looked so much better when she had her natural ass.

I LOVE going on vacation by myself. Finding a good travel partner is hard. My best pal is a great one but our time off doesn't always synch up. I do not like schedules. I do not like planning out my day full of activities. I like to do what I want to do when I want to do it and if you don't want to do what I want to…

Ambivalent twoards "nigga", very positive about getting rid of "bitch" though. Like I can never get comfortable with that word unless using it as a female version of "asshole"

Black looking latino dude here, hate the word, never use it, find myself basically irrationally hating everyone who does use it. Heard a guy say, "Nigga, this nigga said it, mah nigga! Nigga, what the fuck do you even say to a nigga?" Ridiculous.

I don't really have much respect for people who use that word as part of…

I remember this quite well, as I was thirteen when it happened. The feeling at the time, even for those of us who didn't live under the Soviet regime was of elation and optimism, like a new golden age of peace and prosperity was about to start. I cannot stress enough how much it sucks to grow up and realise that…

i know this is a tangent and a funny story but i'm gonna get all humorless about it and add in that i HATE when people are so uncomfortable with biological terms they insist that OTHER PEOPLE use their ridiculous euphemisms.

You should call it "His Special Purpose."

They didn't have to destroy anything, it was all paranoia. I hope they refund every cent.