uh, she lunged at him with her whole body. and she was trying to kick him too. and not gently. that's physical violence. if you don't think that's physically violent, well i'm just glad i don't have you or people who think like you in my life. i've never seen my parents do anything like that to us, themselves or…

I'm sorry, but every time I hear someone talk about how Mother's day is a manufactured piece of shit Hallmark holiday and OH MY GOD THEY WILL NOT BE A PART OF THAT, MOTHERFUCKERS....

I did my good deed for the month. There is a young woman who belongs to a sub-group on Facebook for the same condition I have, Drop foot. (Look it up, it sucks) Anyway she lives in Nairobi Kenya and she has no access to the stuff we're lucky to have here. She's 19 and she can't walk any sort of distance and it was…

That was my first thought too, and I don't think that's going to be good.

A photo exists of me at a kiddie swimming pool in 1983, age 4, wearing a bikini similar to these, surrounded by other little girls wearing bikinis, boys only wearing bottoms, girls only wearing bottoms, a few full one pieces and one toddler boy running mad, wearing nothing. No one thought anything of it at the time.…

I don't care who agrees with me or doesn't. If you look at a little boy in swim trunks and see a little boy, but you look at a little girl in a 2 piece suit and see a sexualized object- THE PROBLEM IS NOT THE SWIMSUIT.

There is nothing sexual about any of those swimsuits. They are swimsuits. On little girls.

My mom used to say "Never do anything that you wouldn't want on the front page of tomorrow's paper." It's pretty effective as far as terror-inducing scenarios go.

Considering how many dogs are put down every day because they can't find homes, and looking at my little pup who was less than 24 hours from being put down when we adopted him, I can't help but harshly judge people who breed dogs and those who buy them. It just doesn't make sense.

i would like the new adage to be: can't afford to pay your employees, can't afford to run a business.

That's a great point. I never thought about it that way.

It wasn't a sleeper car, and it didn't take me all the way across India (from Delhi to Agra and back again), but I did so love the chai in India. It was milky and spicy and not so sweet. Delicious! I have tried to recreate it to no avail.

God rest your soul, DJ E-Z. Watch and learn, kids!

South Carolina. I got the impression that they wanted me more than the Oklahoma people.

Gator's Grilled Cheese Emporium, named after this guy:

I think Lisa was a bit confused - eye shadow, eye liner, and mascara do count as makeup...

I thank my mama for not knowing how to apply makeup, and therefore unable to teach me how to wear makeup, which means I do not know how to wear makeup and therefore do not wear makeup.

The only men that I have ever had offer an opinion about my shoes were gay.

I will watch it if they base it on the lost gospel of Biff, Christ's childhood pal:

They could have handled it better. The whole plot line was more concerned with how her rape impacted Mr. Bates, and not what it did to Anna herself.