Ok. I get it. Only people in certain geographical locations are allowed to moan about the heat. So.. if it's hotter where you are, everyone else, everywhere else, is a baby for talking about it, let alone complaining (because people in your area NEVER complain about the heat). Good to know.

How embarrassing.. that the mullet is considered a "western style". Can't we blame anyone else for that? Who started it anyway? I'm lookin' at you, Mr Bowie (which incidentally is one of my favorite past-times ;-).

I think Barbara Boxer has pretty decent looking hair (for a woman in politics). Sure.. sometimes it's a bit overdone, but still.. it's not bad. Anyway, you'd better have drop dead fabulous hair before you put down someone else's, and her present style is nothing to write home about.

There are phrases and words I don't like. I just don't use 'em. (LOL? No. Never have.) However.. telling people it's time to wrap it up with their expressions, because you deem it tired, is a little too holier than thou for me. Some of us aren't spending every waking minute on the internet, so we come to these terms…

With or without you? Clearly she saw the leather jacket and sunglasses and thought he was Bono.

His boyfriend will NOT be pleased.

@ConnieMortadella: A smattering of both, I'm afraid.

Oh my. Pimply/veiny butt.. and Sarah Palin = Double gross.

Sheesh. Nice mouth on that broad.

@red tulip (attackflamingo): Happens to me all the time.

@Grim Reaper of the Forest: Yes, but did you have your bedazzled gloves on? ;-)

Awww.. she's still a "top-notch bitch" to me!

@Witchtit: Your low productivity advisor: To me, the middle-age range for women is from 40 - 50 (and 50 is being generous, since most of us don't live to 100). I'm 45. I'm middle-aged. It's weird.. but not a problem. I'm liking this age (overall ;-).

Oh. No. I don't ever want to see that look on Mr Potato Head's face again. Ever.

Why so sad, Helena? They were all out of black balloons?

Don't you mean... vajayjay?

She's one of those people you feel you could hang with, and have a total pissah.

"Rhodesian Ridgeback Charlie has gone mad for this wild boar - aptly named 'Schnitzel' - and it's not because he's eyeing him up for dinner."

Cute. But that damn mullet...