It straight up destroys me that he’s gay. More-so because his cabin is next door to a friend’s cabin. Potential to actually meet is very high. BUT though he built it himself, he fucked it up and it’s sinking into the ground. So there’s that.

Oh my god, Gwen seriously needs to lay off the lip fillers. Yikes!!

In my experience, the best answer to the “When/why/why not” reproduction questions is “Why do you ask?” No more simple and succinct way to get people to stop and think about why on earth it should matter to them personally, or why it matters at all. Plus the sputtering responses are pretty entertaining. Currently…

Yikes, that’s awful! My mom is an excellent cook, and my dad has a few things he really likes making (pie and baby back ribs being his favorite endeavors), but the rest of my family are TERRIBLE cooks, so they are super impressed when anyone can do anything, haha. There is definitely a macho thing with the dudes…

It is a bit of a grind, just because there’s so much information to absorb, but the super detailed descriptions of the surroundings and culture help it feel more engrossing. It took me ages to get through myself.

TAYLOR MOMSEN HAHAHAHAHA

I kept picturing myself just completely freaking the fuck out, over and over, while reading it. I would NOT handle that shit.

Well if it’s any consolation, it made me seriously reconsider making up an entire strip routine to “Diamonds Dancing” and putting together an incredible outfit involving copious silver lame (but sexy). Apparently that could take a turn real quick.

Hmm I hope we are learning from history itself rather than an Arthur Miller play, great playwright though he may be!

Just got this book yesterday and I’m dying to read it. Have to finish another first. Her Cleopatra bio was one of the most informative and eye-opening historical works I’ve ever read. Also getting together with friends for a Halloween watching of The Devils by Ken Russell, so I’ll get the freaky deaky Euro side as…

It’s strange that people THIS committed to doing the right thing could get swept up in the first place. I think that’s the central point of fascination for me. Plus it’s always great to see Fundamentalism totally backfire.

These people really seem to believe they live in the 14th century! Pillaging the Holy Land to retrieve Christian bounty from the heathens! What an insane level of entitlement and vanity.

They love to snuggle because they want your body heat! I've been cuddle napping with mine all afternoon. And they're wily and know how to stay out of your way :)

Schrodinger’s Immigrant, who simultaneously lays around on welfare and steals all the jobs ;)

For real. My chihuahua pulls some pretty complicated diversion tactics to get away with things she KNOWS she’s not supposed to do. Can’t judge intelligence by size, that is one thing I have learned.

Sounds like a rip off — mine is like 1 foot tall and cost about $15 at Home Goods. Like Marshalls/TJ Maxx for home stuff.

Wow, I could have been on the Darwin Awards!! Haha. Though really, the salt rock is most definitely not electrified. There’s just a hole in the bottom with a light bulb in there. It’s quite rudimentary!

It’s supposed to release negative ions through the evaporation of the salt. The idea is that screens release positive ions, and this helps balance them out. I like mine because the light is the same color as a fire, which I find soothing.

I’ve totally licked mine. Why not?

I suppose you get the same response when you take your shirt off.