“A lill crazy how one side has so much power that they can do as they please...”

“It seems odd to fire a coach who led his team to the playoffs in each of his five seasons.”

If you lost an eye, would you go patch or glass eye

350 people? Dwight Howard? That’s not a crowd waiting out a storm, that’s the line to receive this month’s child support.

Awesome! I’ve always wanted $98,000.

As an O’s fan, can we make this suspension longer?

DELLAVEDOVA: Man, that shit hurt. Do you know what it’s like to get a WWF finishing move put on you?

He told me there was a 25-foot tree planted between home plate and the pitcher’s mound.

I was always more partial to Dead Wrestler of the Week, but I think Shoemaker exhausted all of his material in his (admittedly fucking rad) book.

This is going to be hard to break to the jaguar fan.

It could be worse.

The international breakfast is a half-waffle

“Here, we see a server remove the packaging from a frozen cheesecake that arrived on truck this morning to be thawed in a cooler. And so begins and ends our tour of Obscene Selection of Cheesecakes.”

Well, Floyd should be able to criticize Magary as a writer. Oh, wait.

To see if this might be true, I’d have to go back and the watch the fight again, but I don’t hate myself that much.

“Ban” is a big word ... it’s possible Mayweather doesn’t know what it means.

RayRay’s plea was really sharp, I’m sure Rice’s will be a knockout!

The family has asked for lack of privacy during this transition.

Brooks had one year remaining on his deal at $4.5 million, which the Thunder will now eat.

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