I’ve played the “low/super-low” allocation game for the best part of 15 years now. Getting very desirable cars (including Porsche GT cars) isn’t too hard so long as you understand how the game works, and are willing to play.

I would want a resto-modded Aston Martin Lagonda, black with tan guts. Keep all that disco-era weirdness, but upgrade the CRTs to LCDs, and maybe an LT-something crate up front.

I could make the argument about it still being lighter, or linear power deliveries or lag but to be honest...

Thanks, I hope we can make that possible some day. I have a blog post of my own (and hope to do more), so maybe we can work out the logistics some way in the future, but, for now, with all the DOXing and whatnot in the world, I guess we should keep it anonymous for now.

I hope I can chat with you someday.

Ancona, who is known for claiming that the Ku Klux Klan is a Christian organization, not a racist one—as if the two are always mutually exclusive

Edit: Ironically, this probably costs more than $2k.

No, in a few years well all probably be making less because of Republican rollbacks of minimum wage and health care that we’ll be paying more for, and imported cars will cost more because of tariffs resulting from trade wars, and interest rates will be higher. So buy your Volvo now if you can!

I’m a Chiefs fan. I’d say “go fuck yourself”, but I know how right you are.

Don’t worry, the Chiefs and/or Reid will shit the bed and ruin it.

Cars with easter eggs which aren’t hidden rust spots...

my personal favorite

I’m partial to this..

I think this gif perfectly sums up how I feel about spending $6,000 on this death trap. Crack Pipe, by about $4,912.

Hell no. Just... no. God, that’s ugly. Kit work aside (which is awful), someone actually SELECTED this as a color option. That blows my goddamned mind. I don’t see a single thing here that garners any reaction from me beyond revulsion.

“A lot of this is the fact that Obama was an ineffective president.”

I stopped the video at “roll coal.” I’m done.

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It looks like he fought...

Adam made his millions by quietly cranking out project after project for over two decades. I listened to him on loveline when I was in 4th grade, then got to do a TV show with him. The guy is a work machine. Podcasts, books, movies, stand up, radio, the list goes on. Adam taught me the “20 hoses into 1 barrel method…