I’d make a “holy crap, someone finally found a blue Bluestreak” joke...

Lowry’s out as well, he had surgery a couple days ago.

Can’t wait to see someone try to get away with listing Polonium poisoning as an Upper Body Injury.

There exists a non-zero possibility that Vince McMahon simply used the XFL 2.0 as an excuse to liquidate a pile of his WWE stock holdings without it impacting the price ahead of the TV contract negotiations.

Legend is when the series kinda disappeared up its own ass.

Also, it’s pretty heartwarming how happy all the other Rare-derived (or refined) characters were that BK showed up.

Part of me wanted them to hold on the Duck Hunt troll for a minute or so longer.

Yeah, if you want a bunch of other FF characters that we love but aren’t as mainstream, Square... kinda already did that themselves.

Brave? Looks more like he’s quivering in terror at the thought of all the heretical jumping he’s going to have to do.

I think it’s pretty clear that all of Michigan is Rust Belt, even Detroit (which is like 75% rust at this point) and the UP.

It’s a shame that the best NES Contra game isn’t on there.

I’m certainly no expert in how to come off like a real cool badass while making off-the-cuff remarks that are meant to fire up an entire city’s fanbase, but I’m pretty sure any attempts to do so shouldn’t include the phrase, “Everybody’s within the rules.”

This time around they’d have the sense to have all the sports bras be sponsored.

I guess team co-ordination isn’t as frowned on in Sonic’s world as it is in F1.

Konami’s GBA racer was better than its Mario Kart equivalent.

3.3 seconds left and all they could come up with was a half-speed shot that had less of a prayer than Kawhi’s miracle.

Deadspin the last four years: “Real aren’t a great team because all they do are assemble the best players .”

There’s an idea, let’s have Greece put a red notice out on Giannis and extradite him before Game 3.

Yeah, a gym freak with a resemblance to Kerry Von Erich? Vince must’ve been in as much heaven as that Strydom GIF.

Mcgee just LOOKS weirder than any wrestler I’ve ever seen short of the true freaks of nature like Great Khali.