Darnold: Shh! Listen! I can hear the ghosts now too.

“It takes you back to being a kid: You’re out there, you’re sloshing around and your shoes are full of water and mud,” Richard Sherman said. “It’s still a kid’s game at the end of the day.”

And let people get away with being stupid on the Internet while I’m in the tub? Nice try!

So is the green new deal, but that doesn't help push your 'amazon bad >:(' agenda

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

Here’s a list of meaningful changes that aren’t being proposed that would actually have an impact, unlike what the gun control crowd routinely suggests:

Han shot first?

Listen, fun is fun, but if you’re going to interrupt your kid’s summer league game do it in the time honored and respectable fashion...get into a drunken argument with the official, before taking a few swings at random parents trying to separate the two of you, then storm off to your car screaming, “I’m sorry, I…

*Richie Incognito throws his father’s arms up in disgust*

“I really thought I could get one more today, but I was denied at the end and collapsed.”

As two climate journalists with a combined decade of experience covering the issue

Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:

So many people do not understand the risk he takes by playing without having that longterm guaranteed money. The hundreds of people commenting on his posts about how he screwed them because they drafted him with their 1st round fantasy football pick is frankly disgusting. Who gives a shit that you drafted the guy, if…

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

Have you ever seen a sunset?

And, “I am the walrus.”

It seems like every time you guys post a story about Turner Field it involves a Braves fan who could use a good railing.