You're British. You have fake bacon and bad teeth, don't talk about my Twinkies ya fogbreather.

Wally. You know, Waldo's cousin! I guess...

who?

Isn't the whole thing a little creepy. I can't imagine the smells that permeate the place. Stale Cheetos mixed with BO.

And it's not Patricia...I'm surprised.

Worst Kotaku entry this year...

Did you intend for this to be really dumb?

That's it. This post broke me. I'm tired of Kotaku wasting my time. This is not the site I fell in love with years ago. Would anybody like to recommend a competitor that they enjoy reading?

What the hell is up with that cat's reflection?

It's obviously a prequel to the Ico games.

Hey guys how do you like my new tan? It took me 3 hours!

He would have most likely the longest, and most awesome, Final Smash in the entire series.

"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK"

Iron Man Thinks He's Meeting Mandarin, Meets Actor Instead, Gets Very Sad...

I love the heck out of Beyond good and evil, and have bought it a few times to be able to keep playing it.

That said, I am much more excited now about this than BGE, even though its apples - oranges. Sorry :(

Did you just call "whether" the "weather"?

My mind jumped to Assassin's Creed.

May I suggest a few?

Oh it's Jason Schreier, he normally fails to mention things are getting released in Europe too. So don't worry, it's a common mistake of his.

And Europe might be worth to mention also