Oh hey! Jason is ACTUALLY writing AND acknowledging the UK/Europe for once!

So it's like "Highrise" only it's moving this time?

Deep, man. Very very deep.

JonTron?

I was gonna say, that was fucking JonTron, I am sure of it!

"Aphex Twins"?

Does anyone know what the subscription fee is in the UK?

Wait, there's a British guy working on Kotaku now?

Indeed they are! Regardless whether they are tool assisted or by any other means, it's awesome to see how people can beat a game in the fastest way possible!

EEEEEEEEES GOOOOOOOOD!

Okay, either I'm insane or did anyone else think this person was fingering themselves at first glance?

Are those butterflies floating in the background during fighting or am I just seeing things?

If Nathan can pull off a British accent, then yeah.

Wait, are you talking to me or them?

Oh good, thanks. I'm glad other people actually mention it, unlike Jason who hardly does.

*ahem*

What are you on about?

I'm not calling you a "he". Where are you getting this nonsense from? How is this relevant to what I said about this being released in Europe or not? Are you drunk?

Alright I didn't want a paragraph but thanks anyway.

The health bars are actually VISIBLE this time is enough for me to know that this is going to be so much better.

Oh I won't, believe m. . .