Take the salty route: find a set of old Bronco keys off ebay. Put them in a box under the tree.

$69 for three movies is kind of expensive...

$69 for three movies is kind of expensive...

I was expecting Kelsey Grammer. I’m not sure why.

I expected the voice to be much more Shakespearean.

“I don’t want to mess around even remotely with anything that feels familiar or feels like it’s been done. I have to go in totally new territory.”

Actually this looks like Katharine’s error, as she prefaced his quote with:

It doesn’t matter. This flick is gonna be fucking terrible.

Common sense. The statements by Ian Sterling and the Intuit hunters imply that Landoon shouldn’t be chaining his dogs. Personally, I wouldn’t chain my dogs around apex predators... that seems a little too similar the goat scene in Jurassic Park.

So far, the true pinnacle is in 2064. When mobile renewable energy allows each earth citizen a flying car with missiles.

Still gross. Like watching a snot covered sausage possessed by demons.

Watching this video got me interested in the lovemaking habits of slugs, so I Googled “slug porn” and found this:

As a millennial…

So, um, it made you want to STAY AWHILE AND LISTEN?

Damn. That was dark.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

+1 for the gif

You’re forgetting two other 16-bit players who have not retired:

I want enough warning to participate in the end of the world orgy.

No, no, he said he was going all *Indy*

Turner will have to endure this humiliating protest and live with the shame forever, even if the actual sign-holding peters out in a few weeks.