They already did Gilligan’s Island. They made it super grimdark and called it Lost.

Fucking hell. It looks like a cross between Butthead and Ellen DeGeneres.

I think a lot of people lie and this in itself causes the tears of the baby jesus.

Ever read Stephen Baxter's Flood?

This is cracking me up. I'm a vague acquaintance of the bloke responsible for this. I pulled a similar prank on the mayor of Christchurch way back in about 2009-10 and he still gets shit for it to this day. I love it. Fnord.

As another New Zealander, living in Australia I will second that there's no way Tegan sounded like a Kiwi. We don't all have the same accent anyway. "Fush & Chups" is more of a lower North Island inflection. Cantabrians like me sound like English people with a blocked nose and have difficulty with the letter T and…