GM should take a page from RAM and continue the old Corvette while making the new.

What do you own that has a 2,000lb payload?

I think Ford’s hoping to sell more than 24-36 of them.  ;)

Would somebody please set up a Go Fund Me account for Kristen so she can get her prince?

True but what's really sad is when these cars hit their midlife cycle, all that overhang starts to say.  They try anything to hide it.  Brackets, Bondo.  It's really embarrassing.

Bitch please.

My tribute via my first car.

Um, for the month of June Ram did outsell both Chevy and GMC combined for full size pickup sales.

I blame it on all the ads on Jalopnik for it.  I've bought three, no four of them because of you guys.

Not all voted for him.

Or you can just go completely the other way.

This needs more stars

Psst: Wait for something called the Courier.

I just look in the back of my 2011 model and cringe.

What do you mean, “Unfortunately”?

Someone once gave me some good advice. Instead of comparing dimensions to the old Ranger, compare them to the old Explorer Sport Trac. The change in size makes more sense that way.

Also, it’s a play on words.

Scat, also called Scat Singing, in music, jazz vocal style using emotive, onomatopoeic, and nonsense syllables instead of words in solo improvisations on a melody.

The TC came out before the LeBaron. (If only by six months to a year.)

Why? I heard they sell hot dogs there.