Ok, in the future I'll try to only express my opinion in ways that you approve of. I'll forward all my posts to you for feedback and editing before posting. Thanks for being willing to play editor without compensation. Very generous of you.

The guy in the stock photo looks like a young David Mamet. Fitting since so many of his plays deal with unbearable social situations.

Uh, what?

Try it. You'll see. Don't have time to write a counter-article, just wanted to vent. (You many have encountered this phenomenon on the internet before. ;-) )

Twidroyd? Seriously? How much did they pay you for this? Lifehacker #FAIL

Not an explanation, but an apt observation: Morning people cannot be trusted.

I wish I could apply this. I spent 25 years doing theatre so my body thinks 8pm is noon. My peak productivity/creativity hours are 6pm to midnightish. But my job is 9 to 5. If coffee is ever made illegal, I will become an outlaw.

Having things explained in a way that you can understand how they work definitely improves learning and the usability of what you're learning. But as for remembering, why 'remember' it when you can bookmark it? :-) *clicks submit then clicks on springpad extension to 'bookmark' this page.*

Want this awesomeness on your Windows box? It's time you met CYGWIN: [lifehacker.com]

It's ok, I'm both sarcastic and a lunatic. ;-)

Tip: Replying to a joke with factual debunking that ruins the punchline makes one a party pooper. But I shall rephrase the joke for your enjoyment:

Processed sugar in all its forms: The Real "Gateway Drug."

Thanks for making me spend so much time outside when i was kid mom. Now I'm farsighted. (On a serious note, is the light outside at schools less bright? Why does that time not count?)

If you're looking for a service that doesn't let you tweet pics via email, you know in case you're a congressperson or senator who doesn't want breibartbots tweeting pics to your account as if they're you, then this is not the image service you're looking for.

Spot on. I waited tables for 8 years and was going to make this same comment. Articles written based purely on the 'journalists' incorrect assumptions are as crappy as it gets. Every other point in this article is as baseless and reveals nothing other than the author's paranoia issues. Utter crap post Lifehacker.

It's not the "best." It is Whitson Gordon's favorite. "Best" and "favorite" are not interchangeable words. They are not synonyms. If there's anything I would change about Lifehacker (other than reverting to the previous and far superior UI) it would be the rampant misuse of the word "best."

What I meant was that all emulators of Nintendo systems are a violation of the Android Market Developer Program Policies and therefore of the Android Market Developer Distribution Agreement. "Intellectual Property: Don’t infringe on the intellectual property rights of others, including patent, trademark, trade…

Uh, Nintendo? Why is this rocket surgery?

Here's the only source you need: Android Market Developer Distribution Agreement: [www.android.com]

"Most Popular" is correct! Spot on! Thanks for not saying "Best" when something wins a popularity contest!