My dad did the same for my sisters, he then whispered "I'm not afraid to go back to prison." (Note: He never spent a day in prison except when he had to represent someone who had been sent there.)

Aside from being a chuckle head in Super Friends, Aquaman is so unfairly treated by everyone. Everybody rags on him because he can communicate with sea life but that's actually a pretty badass power if you think about it for more than 2 seconds. Dude convinced a whale to crush Namor in that one crossover.

Living life the way you think you are living it sucks.

Never been done better.

Diplomacy is the same as Risk as Bugatti Veyron is to a Little Tikes Cozy Coupe.

Well, when you put it that way, yaaaaaaawwwwwnnn.

What if I told you that you could own a PC and a console?

"He did not so much Fall, as Saunter Vaguely Downwards."

"Putting the Dickwolf on a T-shirt was a way of celebrating rape".

No, he said that he thought pulling the Dickwolves merchandise was Robert's biggest mistake at Penny Arcade. He later said that basically every move they made after the initial comic (which would include making the Dickwolves merchandise in the first place) was a mistake, because it simply added fuel to the…

You have a DVR and HBOGo which combined means you have a cable subscription. Cut that instead of the Netflix and you'll save a whole lot more cash than $8/mo. Do you really need all that TV?

Dude. Batwoman and Maggie are gay. They've always been gay. Nobody is forcing a sexual preference on anybody here.

You must have missed the memo about this thread being for applications to the Jay Leno School of Timely Jokes. For example:

Bitcoin bullshit? That's more about being a sucker, drug dealer, or libertarian than being a geek.

Yes, we were so much more wholesome in the days of Madonna.

Good call. Better to make your kids sheltered weirdos than possibly let them see suggestive dancing.

You lot seem obsessed with men carrying purses lately. It's getting a little weird.