And people wonder why I finally just said "fuck this" to romance in general.

But will Rio STILL be the world-class douche he is in the series? Because if I was Jem OR Jerrica, I'd've dumped his self-righteous ass so fast, he'd have friction burns.

Y'ever look at the trailer and go, "Yep. This is gonna be a total trainwreck"? Yeah. It's kinda like that.

Yeah, but they both got better. And Daniel apparently absorbed all of Spike Witwicky's stupid, thus letting Spike become surprisingly badass.

I see your Rodimus Prime and raise you one Munka Spanka.

We can't win. Either we streamline our grooming time and get criticized for our looks or we take the time to look "appropriately feminine" and get whined at for taking so much time in there.

Sometimes I bemoan my virginal status. This is one of those things that makes me think virginity isn't altogether a bad hit.

I hope so. Otherwise, despite Tommy sharing a name with the Green Ranger, his life is likely gonna suck while under that harridan's roof. Especially if he decides to come out while in high school or something.

...

Wait, you mean we're NOT all in to stop on men's penises in our stylish stiletto-heeled jackboots? Welp, there go MY plans for the weekend.

Wait, wait...we have to acknowledge that women are PEOPLE now in addition to going, "Yep, that's all sorts of pretty"? Aw, man!

Y'know....normally, I wouldn't advocate soaping someone's windows or leaving flaming bags of shit on the front porch, but...

Two things! One, have these assclowns ever even HEARD of Godwin's Law? And, two, given the theory that suggests that multiple sons increases the likelihood of them having homosexual leanings, does he realize that his wife is pretty much a gay baby machine at this point?

It helps that she's utterly ADORABLE. I bet she's pretty sweet in person too. She seems like that kind of kid.

Not like I'm gonna mourn for the jackass. If there is a hell, I hope whatever runs it has something special ready just for him.

I was bullied all the way through elementary and high school to the point of being suicidally-depressed at fifteen. To this day, I'm on anti-depressants and spend a lot of time talking to my therapist about this shit. But, I also have quietly forgiven all the people who tormented me all through school because, dammit,…

Yogurt? Yogurt! I hate yogurt! Even with strawberries!

Do they work better than Insteads? Because I tried those and was really not impressed. Damn thing leaked like a rusty pipe and seemed to make me have cramps that were ten times worse. It looks like Divacups fit differently, but I'm hesitant to drop the money on it after the Insteads Incident.

I usually just put the vinegar directly in the load, m'self. It's how my Mom always does it too. The distilled white vinegar trick is also awesome when, say, you've let a load sit in the washer a bit too long and it's gotten a tad stinky. Leaving the washer door open and letting it air-dry between loads is also good…

Ah, but you note that the theme song never outright SAYS which is the genius and which is insane!