I hope so. Otherwise, despite Tommy sharing a name with the Green Ranger, his life is likely gonna suck while under that harridan's roof. Especially if he decides to come out while in high school or something.

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Wait, you mean we're NOT all in to stop on men's penises in our stylish stiletto-heeled jackboots? Welp, there go MY plans for the weekend.

Wait, wait...we have to acknowledge that women are PEOPLE now in addition to going, "Yep, that's all sorts of pretty"? Aw, man!

Y'know....normally, I wouldn't advocate soaping someone's windows or leaving flaming bags of shit on the front porch, but...

Two things! One, have these assclowns ever even HEARD of Godwin's Law? And, two, given the theory that suggests that multiple sons increases the likelihood of them having homosexual leanings, does he realize that his wife is pretty much a gay baby machine at this point?

It helps that she's utterly ADORABLE. I bet she's pretty sweet in person too. She seems like that kind of kid.

Not like I'm gonna mourn for the jackass. If there is a hell, I hope whatever runs it has something special ready just for him.

I was bullied all the way through elementary and high school to the point of being suicidally-depressed at fifteen. To this day, I'm on anti-depressants and spend a lot of time talking to my therapist about this shit. But, I also have quietly forgiven all the people who tormented me all through school because, dammit,…

Yogurt? Yogurt! I hate yogurt! Even with strawberries!

Do they work better than Insteads? Because I tried those and was really not impressed. Damn thing leaked like a rusty pipe and seemed to make me have cramps that were ten times worse. It looks like Divacups fit differently, but I'm hesitant to drop the money on it after the Insteads Incident.

I usually just put the vinegar directly in the load, m'self. It's how my Mom always does it too. The distilled white vinegar trick is also awesome when, say, you've let a load sit in the washer a bit too long and it's gotten a tad stinky. Leaving the washer door open and letting it air-dry between loads is also good…

Ah, but you note that the theme song never outright SAYS which is the genius and which is insane!

As far as I can tell, for women, a slut is defined as another woman who exists in proximity to you while you suspect that they're prettier/sexier than you while you feel petty and insecure about your own attractiveness. For men, a slut is a woman you find attractive but (bafflingly!) doesn't want to sleep with YOU.

That's double-plus ungood!

I'm a grey-eyed redhead who burns in about thirty minutes of direct sunlight. I went to a teeny-tiny liberal arts state school in Alabama and I was just happy to be out of high school. My parents were thrilled that I was in college. I currently work a low-paying customer service job whilst working on a nursing degree…

Yep. I'm with the Eleventh Doctor on this one. Who hopefully would also never say something so profoundly stupid and victim-blaming.

Oh yeah. Cause the gay guys I work with? They totally come in rockin' the tutu ALL THE TIME. We also sing lots of show tunes, but that's just awesome, really.

"What are you?"
"Human."
"No, I mean what race are you?"
"Uh...human? Oh, were you mistaking me for a Gallifreyan? Don't worry, that happens all the time!"

Alternately, he could...grow the fuck up? Deal with the fact that no one owes him a damn thing? Just be single and chill with it like many of us are? Shockingly, mate, you don't have to have sex to have a fulfilling life. And there's truly not a damn thing wrong with being single. It doesn't mean you have to be a…