As far as I can tell, for women, a slut is defined as another woman who exists in proximity to you while you suspect that they're prettier/sexier than you while you feel petty and insecure about your own attractiveness. For men, a slut is a woman you find attractive but (bafflingly!) doesn't want to sleep with YOU.

That's double-plus ungood!

I'm a grey-eyed redhead who burns in about thirty minutes of direct sunlight. I went to a teeny-tiny liberal arts state school in Alabama and I was just happy to be out of high school. My parents were thrilled that I was in college. I currently work a low-paying customer service job whilst working on a nursing degree…

Yep. I'm with the Eleventh Doctor on this one. Who hopefully would also never say something so profoundly stupid and victim-blaming.

Oh yeah. Cause the gay guys I work with? They totally come in rockin' the tutu ALL THE TIME. We also sing lots of show tunes, but that's just awesome, really.

"What are you?"
"Human."
"No, I mean what race are you?"
"Uh...human? Oh, were you mistaking me for a Gallifreyan? Don't worry, that happens all the time!"

Alternately, he could...grow the fuck up? Deal with the fact that no one owes him a damn thing? Just be single and chill with it like many of us are? Shockingly, mate, you don't have to have sex to have a fulfilling life. And there's truly not a damn thing wrong with being single. It doesn't mean you have to be a…

The Rachel vs. Perms? Damn, shit's about to get real, yo.