I teach 4th grade, and one of my kiddos asked if he could do sharing on Friday. He brought in his iPad and started to talk about his favorite singer who had recently died. He played “Let’s Dance” for the class and shared pictures that he found on the internet. It was the sweetest thing ever! Most of the class had no…

By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged.

I am usually somewhat leery of Allred, but I completely agree with her on this. A 25 year old sexually grooming a 14 year old girl is not a “sex scandal”, it’s a potential crime. She’s a potential victim if anything happened, not a mistress in a cheating scandal.

Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Can I raise a motion to never include Seth MacFarlane in Tweet Beat ever again?

Where was I reading about pay transparancy earlier today?

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I hate this attitude that talking about money is vulgar. Yeah, it can be if people are bragging or using it to push other people down. If it’s a frank discussion about what everyone is making and where people stand in a company, than we need to have that talk.

THEY ARE OBJECTIVELY TERRIBLE MOVIES.

I don’t know for sure, but I think she was talking about a movie where a vehicle had to maintain a certain speed. If it didn’t keep up that speed, the vehicle would explode. So the speed of the vehicle was the important plot point. I believe it was called “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.”

I hope more than anything ever in my life that she was paid to be there. Not only because that means Trump has to pay people to make him look like he has diverse support but also because she was paid to give zero fucks and read her book. Can she start a book club? Can we pay her to sit and read during all the GOP…

Watching it the fifth time (because yes), I noticed that a bunch of people right behind him aren’t reacting to his speech. Paid plants? Forced to be there by their employers? I’m so curious now...

A lot of the problem came when they switched to Lifetime and one day challenges became the standard.

It is SO FUCKING sexy. That, and hold a kitten. We’re done.

This should have been shut down within a couple of minutes at most. Unless this is literally a class on “how to be the worst person,” in which case he did a great job.

Best way to pick up quality women: be a real feminist. Is that so hard?

Good for her. I’ll just pretend that she was being interviewed by Crazy Ira and The Douche.

That is 100% true. Some years ago, I was working with a neurologist when he did a small study on relationship status of glioblastoma patients - all the male patients? Their wives/SOs stayed with them till death. All the female patients? Their husbands divorced them. ALL. It was a small enough study that the results…

Unsurprised. Did they do a gender analysis? I’d bet all my doughnuts (WHICH IS THE BIGGEST BET I CAN MAKE) that women heart patients don’t see as large a benefit from marriage as the men do.

No calling the cops and arrest is absolutely not ever the right move for disobeying school rules. (I understand this is a school resource officer but it’s an arrest for disobeying school rules.) Unless the kid is hurting someone. We shouldn’t be sending children to prison for distracting you.