"A decision which might be the end of modern comedy."

I'm on board! Where's the drinks trolley?

I've got my ticket for the NOPE Train! Who'll join me?

YES! This is what I was coming to say. Blue Ivy is cute and all, but um... MJ is maybe not the best idea.

I hosted most costume parties we had when I was in grad school. On one memorable occasion a male friend (dressed as Logan's Run) vomited in my sink and then passed out on my bathroom floor. Naturally we just left him there. When I woke up in the morning at an ungodly early hour he was gone. I thought he had walked the…

Chris Pratt is so inherently likeable, that strangers were compelled to help him as a young man.

Does he put a pasty over his sphincter or does the butt just get 0 coverage?

Normal relationships are dynamic and unpredictable sometimes.

Yes please.

Kind of lame that they include an obstacle where height is critical. No amount of training can make you taller.

I love Sofia and she's really funny but she seems like the type that says "that's why I only have dude friends!"

Yay for Loretta and "The Pill"! I'm an English prof., and I have a lesson plan for Feminist Theory that introduces the three waves of feminism through songs. "The Pill" is one of my examples of second-wave liberalism, and my students are always super surprised that a country song is so progressive. Once, after we…

PLEASE post the followup story about their puppy named Scully who is skeptical about doors that can be opened.

"The paparazzi offered Adam Brody Taco Bell and congratulated him on his marriage to Leighton Meester."

Oh TONS of shit! I'm West Indian too, so I'm super interested in her perspective in a lot of things.

Then why can't they send someone who can dress herself to talk to people?

Here's the thing I hate about this "debate:"

I can't believe he would even use the possibility that Mia was unfaithful to question her integrity when HE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HER DAUGHTER

let the athletes compete. but don't watch. they can do it on their own. (they can't hear you yell through the TV, btw) BUT if the ratings are down and money is lost ; the Olympic committee might actually sit up and notice.

Maybe the athletes should grow some balls and say "fuck this"and go home. Why should we couch surfers have to boycott NBC? I'm not watching the Olympics!!! Whoopty-doo!!!!!